WAHCKon['3"} Perth 2016

Perth's First Hacker Con
30th of April and & 1st of May 2016

Hello?

I think I'm being followed.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Why am I talking to myself?

TBH this is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation.

Sorry - back to the talking to myself stuff.

This is the world we live in.

Exciting times.

Swedish furniture.

Disposable nappies.

There is a group.

Stupid people.

The bottom 1% of the bottom 1%.

Controlling every element of our lives, they own the debt, they own the burgers.

They are the debt.

I call them Weevil Corp.

I think they are following me.

Either that or it's this stupid hoodie I'm wearing which obscures my peripheral vision.

Focus man.

Are you happy living in this utopia?

I didn't think so.

You can take the red pill, or the green pill.

Personally I would opt for the blue.

Not an option? Ok - red then.

Is turducken better than deep fried mars bars?

We are w-society.

We are relentless.

We will not stop until we have sliced off your tentacles and deep fried them in tasty tasty batter.

Join us.

It ends when you walk out that door, and sign up to w-con...

If you can find us.

We are a secret underground society.

Very secret.

You can only find w-society by invitation.

Or tbh you could just use google.

We're not yet sure if we want you to join.

To find out, submit a proposal.

And we will judge you.

Or you can simply click on the "purchase tickets here option". (coming soon ™).

It's probably safer.

But we will still judge you.

And possibly hack your phone...

Click here to submit a CFP response (Google Form) CLOSES MARCH 30TH 2016

WAHCKon['3"} Perth 2016

Perth's First Hacker Con
30th of April and & 1st of May 2016

Hello?

I think I'm being followed.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Why am I talking to myself?

TBH this is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation.

Sorry - back to the talking to myself stuff.

This is the world we live in.

Exciting times.

Swedish furniture.

Disposable nappies.

There is a group.

Stupid people.

The bottom 1% of the bottom 1%.

Controlling every element of our lives, they own the debt, they own the burgers.

They are the debt.

I call them Weevil Corp.

I think they are following me.

Either that or it's this stupid hoodie I'm wearing which obscures my peripheral vision.

Focus man.

Are you happy living in this utopia?

I didn't think so.

You can take the red pill, or the green pill.

Personally I would opt for the blue.

Not an option? Ok - red then.

Is turducken better than deep fried mars bars?

We are w-society.

We are relentless.

We will not stop until we have sliced off your tentacles and deep fried them in tasty tasty batter.

Join us.

It ends when you walk out that door, and sign up to w-con...

If you can find us.

We are a secret underground society.

Very secret.

You can only find w-society by invitation.

Or tbh you could just use google.

We're not yet sure if we want you to join.

To find out, submit a proposal.

And we will judge you.

Or you can simply click on the "purchase tickets here option". (coming soon ™).

It's probably safer.

But we will still judge you.

And possibly hack your phone...

Click here to submit a CFP response (Google Form) CLOSES MARCH 30TH 2016

WAHCKon['3"} Perth 2016

Perth's First Hacker Con
30th of April and & 1st of May 2016

Hello?

I think I'm being followed.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Why am I talking to myself?

TBH this is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation.

Sorry - back to the talking to myself stuff.

This is the world we live in.

Exciting times.

Swedish furniture.

Disposable nappies.

There is a group.

Stupid people.

The bottom 1% of the bottom 1%.

Controlling every element of our lives, they own the debt, they own the burgers.

They are the debt.

I call them Weevil Corp.

I think they are following me.

Either that or it's this stupid hoodie I'm wearing which obscures my peripheral vision.

Focus man.

Are you happy living in this utopia?

I didn't think so.

You can take the red pill, or the green pill.

Personally I would opt for the blue.

Not an option? Ok - red then.

Is turducken better than deep fried mars bars?

We are w-society.

We are relentless.

We will not stop until we have sliced off your tentacles and deep fried them in tasty tasty batter.

Join us.

It ends when you walk out that door, and sign up to w-con...

If you can find us.

We are a secret underground society.

Very secret.

You can only find w-society by invitation.

Or tbh you could just use google.

We're not yet sure if we want you to join.

To find out, submit a proposal.

And we will judge you.

Or you can simply click on the "purchase tickets here option". (coming soon ™).

It's probably safer.

But we will still judge you.

And possibly hack your phone...

Click here to submit a CFP response (Google Form) CLOSES MARCH 30TH 2016

WAHCKon['3"} Perth 2016

Perth's First Hacker Con
30th of April and & 1st of May 2016

Hello?

I think I'm being followed.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Why am I talking to myself?

TBH this is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation.

Sorry - back to the talking to myself stuff.

This is the world we live in.

Exciting times.

Swedish furniture.

Disposable nappies.

There is a group.

Stupid people.

The bottom 1% of the bottom 1%.

Controlling every element of our lives, they own the debt, they own the burgers.

They are the debt.

I call them Weevil Corp.

I think they are following me.

Either that or it's this stupid hoodie I'm wearing which obscures my peripheral vision.

Focus man.

Are you happy living in this utopia?

I didn't think so.

You can take the red pill, or the green pill.

Personally I would opt for the blue.

Not an option? Ok - red then.

Is turducken better than deep fried mars bars?

We are w-society.

We are relentless.

We will not stop until we have sliced off your tentacles and deep fried them in tasty tasty batter.

Join us.

It ends when you walk out that door, and sign up to w-con...

If you can find us.

We are a secret underground society.

Very secret.

You can only find w-society by invitation.

Or tbh you could just use google.

We're not yet sure if we want you to join.

To find out, submit a proposal.

And we will judge you.

Or you can simply click on the "purchase tickets here option". (coming soon ™).

It's probably safer.

But we will still judge you.

And possibly hack your phone...

Click here to submit a CFP response (Google Form) CLOSES MARCH 30TH 2016